Pistols, kittens and Champagne

Good morning.

Smart man.

Whose mad at pajamas?

It happens...

Classic beauty.

Not mad at this jacket.

...or this dinosaur top.

I'm uncertain about this... drinking could be a hassle...
I need my wine soul mate.

Out now, I'm a fan.

See him?

yes please.

Don't worry everything is going to be amazing

Getting a little too excited about coachella.
And when I say coachella, I don't mean coachella, I mean heading out there, renting an amazing house with a bunch of amazing people, and going to every pool party to drink free, eat free and dance your bikini bottoms off.
Yeah I said it.

possibly my new favorite quote


I will be drinking this...